Mulamwah bags Ksh516K on Meta, Says ‘It’s just strategy & game’

Kenyan comedian and father of three, Mulamwah, is back and this time, he’s not just cracking jokes, he’s cracking bank accounts!

After weeks of mysterious silence that left fans worried and critics whispering, the funnyman has re-emerged with receipts literally parading a cool KSh 516,713 payout from Meta.

Yes, you read that right. While most of us are struggling to load data bundles without selling a kidney, Mulamwah was busy pulling in half a million shillings… by barely posting!

In July, Mulamwah was the talk of town for all the wrong reasons. Social media beefs, leaked photos and cryptic posts that screamed “try me if you dare.” But just as things got hot, he went completely off-grid. Fans noticed his TikTok was wiped clean (save for three survivor videos) and his last Facebook post was back on July 27.

Whispers grew louder: Where is Mulamwah? Has he quit comedy? Is he okay?

Well, turns out he was okay. More than okay. The man was cooking a different recipe, one called “strategy and game.”

When he finally popped back online, Mulamwah came bearing gifts. He shared proof of his August Meta payout, a jaw-dropping KSh 516k. And his message was as bold as it was cheeky:

“I wasn’t posting much but still made half a millie from Facebook last month. One day I’ll share with you the story about strategy and game theory. The trick is to just play dumb,” the comedian stated.

He went further, dropping gems for the young dreamers out there:

“Young kings and queens, the rule is simple. Make cash and disappear. After getting enough fruits, leave the forest before it’s dark.”

Translation? Secure the bag, then ghost. Classic Mulamwah.

As expected, Kenyans online had a field day.

• Caxton Kiptoo: “Very true Mulamwah – kaa mjinga ndo uishi poa.”
• Kas Mil: “Tunalisha watu na bundles zetu za mkopo jameni. How does one even make such money?”
• Eric Wasike: “At least thank your fans, bro, bila wao you can’t cash in!”

Some were inspired, others skeptical and a few just bitter about their borrowed bundles funding his big Meta payday.

In a heart-tugging subplot, Mulamwah’s baby mama, Carol Sonnie, also made headlines. After a year of living apart from her daughter Keilah, Sonnie finally moved in with her little girl. Teary-eyed, she thanked her parents for holding it down while she found her footing. Fans praised her for the emotional milestone, calling it a beautiful new chapter.